Me: "Honey, I'm going to the grocery store. What should I get for dinner this week?"
DJC: "I dunno. Variety pack." He said it like I was supposed to know *exactly* what he meant.
Me: "Sorry, what?!"
DJC: "Yeah, variety pack!"
Me: "Ummm, ok...?"
Needless to say, I came home with a veritable smorgasbord of randomness. Hope he's hungry...