Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Just so you know...

If you meet a coworker who resembles the Kung Fu Panda in a long hallway, and he assumes a one-leg-back fighting stance and begins throwing joke punches at you, and you, in joke retaliation, bust out your best-that-you-can-do-in-4"-heels-sidekick (which, admittedly, is pretty high...I am fairly flexible, after all), along with a "HI-YAAAH!", OF COURSE your boss will see the whole thing and quietly point to the waiting area, where you failed to notice- due to the focus required to throw a decent sidekick in 4" heels- the young man waiting to be interviewed for the recently opened DBA position. The young man, he won't think you're the least bit funny. In fact, he'll look downright frightened. Your boss, however, will be in hysterics.

That is all.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You ROCK! I'm jealous -- I never get the opportunity to throw a side-kick here...Also, I never wear 4 inch heels.

But a girl can dream...

-bt

The Enforcer said...

Sometimes, you gotta create your own opportunities, BT.

Carpe diem. =)