Dear Chris Brown,
You know that performance at the BET Awards that everyone's talking about from last night? Yeah, that one:
(for those who like MJ, he actually does a pretty cool impersonation...but for everyone else, let the thing load and then skip to about 1:55)
You're full of shit and no one believes that those crocodile tears were genuine. The only thing you're crying about is that you single-handedly destroyed your own career when you beat up Rihanna.
Now, move along. Ain't nobody buyin' what you're sellin', you little whack-ass busta. That's all.